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perturbed 

(adj.) to be utterly and completely annoyed, angst-ridden, and disgusted; may also lead to abnormal agression
Kelly and Stepanie were quite perturbed when their pet camel would not do as they said, causing Stephanie, an animal lover, to strike the camel in the thigh.
perturbed by Emily F September 27, 2005
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perturbed 

Adjective: disturbed, worried, concerned.

Compare to: perturb (vt); perturbation (n).
Your new haircut perturbed me when I first saw it.

Perturbed 

When a person becomes anxious or an object becomes unsettled by outside influences or third parties.
It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.
Perturbed by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Perturbed 

Anxious and/or upset
Tyler: Wassup?!
Kai: I'm perturbed for the coming up test!!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!
Perturbed by Kai S April 15, 2019

Perturbed 

To sneeze, fart, and cum at the same time..
The wife talked so much her husband got perturbed.
Perturbed by Woody5469 April 26, 2025

Perturbation 

A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.
It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.
Perturbation by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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