Personal Jesus 

1) Cool song originally done by Depeche Mode and covered by such people as Gravity Kills, Marilyn Manson, and Johnny Cash.

2) Someone to hear your prayers. Someone who cares

1) Personal Jesus is one of Depeche Mode's best known song

2) Pick up the receive, I'll make you a believer

Personal Jesus by Gamblor October 23, 2004

personal Jesus 

1. someone who is always there to be a shoulder to cry on.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.

2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.

1. Bruce is a sugar daddy for Mary. He's her own personal Jesus.

2. Reach out and touch faith...

personal Jesus by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007

Personal Jesus 

A slightly lanky, bearded man wearing robes and silly sandals that you keep nailed to two perpendicular planks of timber (forming a 'T' shape) in your backyard.

Cops: "Excuse me sir, who is that destitute man you have unlawfully restrained in your backyard??"

You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"

Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"

Personal Jesus by God Johnson May 29, 2010