1 definition by God Johnson
A slightly lanky, bearded man wearing robes and silly sandals that you keep nailed to two perpendicular planks of timber (forming a 'T' shape) in your backyard.
Cops: "Excuse me sir, who is that destitute man you have unlawfully restrained in your backyard??"
You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"
Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"
You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"
Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"
by God Johnson May 29, 2010