Person Pi 

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or not irrational at all

Person i: I'm back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words composed of things about sex!
Person Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently...
Person e: 2.718281828459045…
Person i: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE F-
Person ɸ: They can't, they're too dumb

Person Pi by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

Are you a pi-kind of person? 

When people wander why every now and then you can’t help yourself but to randomly start behaving like an irrational or even delusional person, although they are curiously or mysteriously mesmerized by your transcendental beauty or brilliant brain.

e: “Are you a pi-kind of person? Or more of a phi-kind of personality?”
i: “Dear, my ancestors came from the Land of the Imaginary, so we’re anything but real!”

Are you a pi-kind of person? by MathPlus December 6, 2021

Person Pitch

An ultra-euphoric and positively magical record by Panda Bear, aka Noah Lennox. Kind of like a mix between The Beach Boys and a highly eclectic DJ-set (or maybe something like Four Tet), the seven tracks on this album are built from reverby loops which sample everything from 60s surf pop and psych-rock (Bros, Take Pills), to chanting choirs (Comfy in Nautica, I'm Not), to Indian tablas, dub, and hip hop beats (Good Girl/Carrots), and even Enya (Search for Delicious). The result is a fun, colourful, and entertaining album that jumps through genres while maintaining a cohesive, singular sound. It's good for studying, or for relaxing after a day of mind-numbing work, or for simply drowning out your cognitive functions via headphones.

The album is also notable for its Brain Wilson-ish harmonies, and also for using dreamy reverb before dreamy reverb became a "chillwave" trend (not that it doesn't sound good, but the average listener can only take so many cocteau twins impressions before it gets boring!).

Panda Bear: i dooo love you and i want to holdd ooonnnn to yoooouuuu fooorrr allwwaaayyss.
Nameless Human: Thanks bro!

Average Person Pitch Listener: Well, that was a rather nice album.

Person Pitch by midtown April 30, 2012

Two Person Mosh Pit 

A fistfight.

"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."

Two Person Mosh Pit by marblesoda July 17, 2016

Pink person 

Someone with who you want to spend rest of your life. Someone who you feel you can be yourself with. Person who will always be important for you. Someone who's eyes will always tell you something, something that is more than everything

You are my pink person
I wish i had pink person

Pink person by Nonwriter December 7, 2021

Pink person 

Someone who you may not have been friends with in the beginning, but after time they have grown to be your favourite person. You have your ups and downs, but they are your go to no matter the circumstances.

Me and kitty HATED for a couple of years but now we have grown to love each other. She is my pink person <3

Pink person by Pollanngrumble April 19, 2023

Pick me white person 

A white person who insults other white people to get validation from poc

White girl: Ugh white people are soo annoying, don't you agree *poc person*
Poc person: UMM... Are you just tryna gain validation from me?? You pick me white person

Pick me white person by Mali34 October 27, 2021