verb (used with object)
1. A
portmanteau describing the state of of an object that has been permanently fastened in place by the use of bungie cords.
Past tense: Permabungeed
noun
2. The bungee cord that has been permanently stretched to the perfect length which is used to permanently fasten an object in place.
Plural: Permabungees
"Permabungee" is the word that 'Murica needs but
not the one it deserves.