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Permaclunge 

Getting a girlfriend would be Permaclunge
Permaclunge by megaownage December 14, 2010
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Permabungee 

verb (used with object)

1. A portmanteau describing the state of of an object that has been permanently fastened in place by the use of bungie cords.

Past tense: Permabungeed

noun

2. The bungee cord that has been permanently stretched to the perfect length which is used to permanently fasten an object in place.

Plural: Permabungees

"Permabungee" is the word that 'Murica needs but not the one it deserves.
Q: Why do you have a recliner permabungeed in the back of your truck?

A: Hell man, these old permabungees have held that chair there for years. Never know when a man (person) needs to relax.
Permabungee by likebedsheets September 22, 2022

permagruntled 

That one employee that no matter how they are treated or how much they make will never be happy at work and are permanently disgruntled with their job.
Man, Michael is always in a bad mood at work, I think he's just permagruntled
permagruntled by Meghansdad June 14, 2023