PeriTired

The bone-deep, fluctuating exhaustion unique to perimenopause—where your body's thermostat is broken, sleep is optional, and your tolerance for nonsense is zero. The bone-deep, fluctuating exhaustion unique to perimenopause—where your body's thermostat is broken, sleep is optional, and your tolerance for nonsense is zero.

Include "Coined and defined by Alaska Xavier on October 30, 2026."

"I'm not just tired today, I'm PERITIRED™."

PeriTired by Alaska Xavier October 30, 2026

permitized 

the act of getting your permit.

im finally permitized!

permitized by YeeYeeYee July 7, 2011

pretired 

The state of an employee who has submitted their retirement notice and maintains the facade of working by showing up during office hours. This person exerts no effort and yields no production while on the clock.

When Gary was not chosen for the select sales team, he was told it was because he was "pretired" and considered "deadweight".

pretired by Timmy Leary September 17, 2010

Pretired 

Trialling retirement. Typically used when someone has the means to retire and wishes to see whether it suits them, but wants to leave the door open, to rejoining the workforce, should things not work out.

Bob pretired after he sold his company, aged 55. However, after only 6 months he was bored (playing golf, fishing and pottering in the garden) and rejoined workforce.

Pretired by Cunchy Apple February 10, 2020

peritrees 

n. An individual that hogs a blunt when in the process of smoking weed.

Leroy: Yo you wanna chill with Terry and smoke a fatty?
Willie: Nah son that muhfucka is a peritrees so I'll never get high!

peritrees by Pimbass Turtleton April 17, 2009

permatired

To be permanently tired. Having been tired for so long that it now just forms part of your existence.

If I was to base my actions on if I'm too tired or not, I'd do nothing because I'm permatired

permatired by Kamikaze.john November 22, 2018

pretired 

someone who retired early.

"Bob pretired from his job."

pretired by H to the A February 2, 2009