Perfect ass

Name: Perfect ass Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Something that has been searched for by men everywhere since the beginning of time (aka: the internet)
We men scope and grope day after day, but still haven't found the legendary "perfect ass"

Guy: "Aha! I found perfect ass!"
Girl: *takes off jeans*
Guy: "Goddamnit, it's moley. Move along."

Perfect ass by BradlyBradbrad December 30, 2011

Get the Perfect ass mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Perfect Ass Girl

1. A girl with a great ass and awesome complementing features. Shes smart but not a nerd. She appears to others to be a goody goody but on the inside shes a total freak

2. A girl that looks incredible, is breath-takeing, in bed or anywhere... "literally" but you can still take her ome to mom and dad with no doubts.

3. A girl that everyone wants

4. A girl that you want to be with for the rest of your life

Someone: Damn Heather is a Perfect Ass Girl. You sure are lucky to have her! Me: No Shit! Shes..... Great

Perfect Ass Girl by The Luckyest Guy Ever July 29, 2008

Get the Perfect Ass Girl mug.

Perfect Peach Ass

When someone has a perfectly shaped ass, like a peach

"Panda has such a perfect ass, shaped like a peach, the photo of it should be in the dictionary of a 'Perfect Peach Ass'

Perfect Peach Ass by GGingersnapss November 5, 2022

Get the Perfect Peach Ass mug.

Perfect Peach Shaped Ass

When someone's ass is so perfectly shaped it looks like a peach.

"Panda has the perfect peach shaped ass, it should be in the dictionary as an example."

Perfect Peach Shaped Ass by GGingersnapss November 5, 2022

Get the Perfect Peach Shaped Ass mug.

Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Get the Ajumma mug.

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

Word of the Day on September 29, 2026

Get the Slop Grenade mug.

floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

Word of the Day on September 28, 2026

Get the floxi mug.

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Get the leafers mug.

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

Get the Respectfully mug.

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

Get the You met me at a very Chinese time in my life mug.