the contemplated object/subject ONLY when concluded to be of the utmost pleasantness or appropriateness, according to one's own idiosyncratic preferences, and since it relies on those preferences, perfection is not testable.
by Talula Honey January 28, 2004
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Get the Perfect/perfection mug.Someone who is so unbelievably perfect that you can't use a real word to define them. You have to make up a fake word because nothing else works. Someone you fall in love with all over again once you see them, once you're around them, every single time. Going days without seeing them feels like years and sometimes it physically hurts to be apart. When every single little thing they do, you just absolutely love. Everything about them; their eyes, smile, teeth, lips, personality, laugh etc. Feeling happier than you ever have in your entire life, just from being around them. When you can be yourself; silly, retarded, weird; and they completely love you for it and act the same exact way. Accepting you for who you are. Being able to lose yourself while being around them. Falling so deeply in love that it gets hard to focus. Having insomnia like symptoms just from being away from them for too long. I don't know if any of this actually makes sense, but Hunter, I love you. And I did it :)
"Hunter you are my perfect perfection, now next time I say this word you cannot tell me it doesn't count because it's now in the dictionary. I win"
by blahblahhorseblah May 17, 2014
Get the perfect perfection mug.A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.
- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
by greenlectern September 1, 2010
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Get the perfecto mug.The act of taking a poop which leaves absolutly no poop marks on the toilet paper after you wipe. When this amazing event happens to you it is a sure thing that extreme good fortune will soon be coming your way.
"After eating Mexican food for lunch I had to take a huge slam and I was completely suprised after wiping once to discover that I had just had a perfecto. Later than day I got laid three times and won the Cash 3 lottery."
by fcj September 16, 2009
Get the perfecto mug.The original motorcycle jacket. Worn by everyone who knew what cool meant, from Marlon Brando to Henry Winkler to James Dean to the Ramones. Named after the favorite cigar of its creator, Irving Schott.
"Where'd you get that jacket?"
"This is a one star Perfecto This is THE jacket. I got it from Schott in downtown Manhattan."
"This is a one star Perfecto This is THE jacket. I got it from Schott in downtown Manhattan."
by Epic Dave June 3, 2021
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