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perfecto 

The act of taking a poop which leaves absolutly no poop marks on the toilet paper after you wipe. When this amazing event happens to you it is a sure thing that extreme good fortune will soon be coming your way.
"After eating Mexican food for lunch I had to take a huge slam and I was completely suprised after wiping once to discover that I had just had a perfecto. Later than day I got laid three times and won the Cash 3 lottery."
perfecto by fcj September 16, 2009

Perfecto 

The original motorcycle jacket. Worn by everyone who knew what cool meant, from Marlon Brando to Henry Winkler to James Dean to the Ramones. Named after the favorite cigar of its creator, Irving Schott.
"Where'd you get that jacket?"

"This is a one star Perfecto This is THE jacket. I got it from Schott in downtown Manhattan."
Perfecto by Epic Dave June 3, 2021

Perfecto 

alyana baltazar thats it. thats the definition 🥺
I wish i was perfecto
Perfecto by bubbyboy October 10, 2020

Perfecto 

The people who will do what it takes to achieve your goals while making you look great.
Love your event!

Thanks, it was all Perfecto!
Perfecto by clonecaptain November 22, 2021

Perfecto 

Perfecto es un hombre especial, es introvertido pero cuando se siente cómodo puede hablar contigo durante horas, es sincero, culto y es pitudo.Si encuentras a un Perfecto ;) ten por seguro que conocerás a una gran persona
+¿Has visto a Perfecto? -Si se ha ido a culearse a tu madre.
-¿Perfecto como te ha salido el examen? +Muy bien ha sacado un 10.
Perfecto by LMAO874 November 23, 2021

Perfecto 

I wish I was as perfecto
Perfecto by Only Hers May 26, 2022