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Perdiddle 

When you are driving down the road and you see a car with one headlight out kiss your had and hit the roof and say " PERDIDDLE!" and its a sex credit ;) after ten...collect!
*Kisses hand**smaks roof of car* "PERDIDDLE" "That's my 10th one time to collect ;)"
Perdiddle by JordW September 25, 2005
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perdiddle 

complete waste of time. per as in complete. diddle as to waste time.
1) this party is a perdiddle.
2)this shit is a perdiddle.
perdiddle by godalmightyamoeba March 28, 2010
Shall we have a drink, perdiddle?
Perdiddle by Theperdiddler April 5, 2026

Pennsylvania Padiddle 

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.
When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

Padiddled 

When your teacher assigns a lot of work in one day, or when he/she gives you a test that you can't study for.
"So, how was the English test?"
"Fuck dude, I think I failed it. The teacher padiddled all of us."
Padiddled by That1AsianTho February 17, 2017

Padiddle Rape

When an individual loses multiple games of padiddle constantly, to the point of nakedness, it is called padiddle rape.
Padiddle Rape by kudalicious January 24, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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