Pepto Jizmol

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.

Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet

by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010

pepto jizmal

(for medicinal purposes only) what you offer when a girl calls to bail on a date because she's not feeling well. a tasty teaspoon or two will cure any girl's upset tummy.

sorry, ronnie, i can't make it tonight. i just don't feel very well.

how about a dose of pepto jizmal, carrie? it'll cure what ails 'ya!

by justymac August 22, 2008

Peptojizzmol

Stomach relief elixir made from semen

When my girlfriend complained of a stomach ache, I offered to give her a shot of Peptojizzmol.

by Don Burro May 19, 2024