Pepto Jizmol

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.

Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet

Pepto Jizmol by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010

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pepto jizmal

(for medicinal purposes only) what you offer when a girl calls to bail on a date because she's not feeling well. a tasty teaspoon or two will cure any girl's upset tummy.

sorry, ronnie, i can't make it tonight. i just don't feel very well.

how about a dose of pepto jizmal, carrie? it'll cure what ails 'ya!

pepto jizmal by justymac August 22, 2008

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Peptojizzmol

Stomach relief elixir made from semen

When my girlfriend complained of a stomach ache, I offered to give her a shot of Peptojizzmol.

Peptojizzmol by Don Burro May 19, 2024

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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