Definitions by justymac

jitt bag 

a dick, a douche, or someone who knows exactly what they shouldn't do, but does it anyway

"i've been hooking up with that girl from the sub shop."

"right on, definitely."

three days later....

"you hooked up with that girl from the sub shop? that was my girl, you jitt bag!"

jitt bag by justymac August 25, 2008

diaper ass 

an unattractive booty that makes a girl appear to be wearing a diaper under them jeans. also, a term used when a girl's ass hasn't quite reached mom ass, but is well on its way

whoa, look at gina and that diaper ass.
yeah, she's working those diaper-bottom jeans tonight.

diaper ass by justymac August 22, 2008

pepto jizmal 

(for medicinal purposes only) what you offer when a girl calls to bail on a date because she's not feeling well. a tasty teaspoon or two will cure any girl's upset tummy.

sorry, ronnie, i can't make it tonight. i just don't feel very well.

how about a dose of pepto jizmal, carrie? it'll cure what ails 'ya!

pepto jizmal by justymac August 22, 2008