Pennstate

an adjective describing people or a place filled with no originality. Relates to faded jeans, popped collars, iPods and ugg boots. Normally used to describe the atmosphere of a bar or party.

"Yo how was the bar last night?"

"Oh it was full of floofy skirts and northface jackets?"

"Oh so it was Pennstate?"

Pennstate by Matthew McCarty April 30, 2005

Pennstate

hands down the best school to party at no matter which campus you attend

cause:"lets go hang out with my friend at Pennstate this weekend"
effect:"what, it's monday? what happened this weekend? i can't remember"

Pennstate by Thomas Dowdney April 14, 2005

Penn State Behrend 

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.

Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.

Penn State Behrend by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009

pentateuch 

The first five books of the Bible

Genesis, Exodus, Numbers, Leviticus, Deuteronomy make up the Pentateuch

pentateuch by Judith Birgen September 26, 2007

Penn State Rugby

A dominant force consisting of two teams, men and women, who play the best sport ever created. These two teams are not only BOTH undefeated in their Fall 2005 seasons, but both groups are ridiculously good looking. They make the game of rugby look easy.

ps-Both teams are currently ranked second in the nation...get off us

pps-this is really just for fun and we are not this cocky, so do not take it that way :)

Who are you playing today?
Penn State Rugby:/
Oh no! I hear a girl on their team invented the sport in the womb!And the guy's team is totally fetch!

Penn State Rugby by oOhRaH November 9, 2005

Penn State Harrisburg 

Penn State Harrisburg (aka Capital College) is located in the most boring part of Pennsylvannia, which is one of the most boring states. There is nothing to do. Students try to "party," which is admirable, but their parties either suck or get bopped. Don't forget PSH is also a DRY campus! Yay! Hahaha this place absolutely sucks and anyone considering this school shouldn't even think twice- Go somewhere else!

"Hey, where do you go to school now?"
Penn State!
"Oh wow that sounds-"
Penn State Harrisburg
"Oh."

Yeah.

"How is it?"
Boring.

Penn State Harrisburg by fbgm4evs February 26, 2011

penistrate 

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

penistrate by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008