Penispolooza

when woman or gay men require men to take off their pants in a public place such as a bar, nightclub, preschool, or retirement homes and swing their penises in a counter clockwise formation. While walking in a circle around the women so they can get a good look at the options! (Its rude to do it clockwise.) This is so woman can get a look at what they are taking home and make their final decision.

Kelly-Hey look Tracy has John and Marcus doing the Penispolooza
Ambrey-One of them is getting lucky tonight!
Kenzy-Oh shit, poor John, apparently Marcus has a bigger dick.
Anni-That sucks... Oh look there are some hot guys lets make them do the Penispolooza
Courtnee-I claim that one!
(A little later)
Anni- HAHAH Courty he has the smallest dick!!
ALL-WE LOVE PENISPOLOOZA

Penispolooza by gonnaherpasphylaids January 8, 2011

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Penispalooza

1)A party where there only guys (or at least 80% guys)and there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

2)A crazy fucking party...but with gay peopl.lots and lots of gay people

Gay Gary had a great time at Penispalooza because a large black man named Francis gave him a reacharound.

Penispalooza by Blumkinator December 29, 2007

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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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