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penis thinking 

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks
i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her
penis thinking by logan2556 May 18, 2008

penis thinking 

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks
i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her
penis thinking by logan2556 March 2, 2008

thinking with your penis 

Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.
"Can't you tell she's a nasty skank? I think you're thinking with your penis".

men who think with their penis 

A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect
"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"

Penisting 

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis
Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes
Penisting by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

Penisthickening

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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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