Penis Seed

The penis seed is a mythical item in which a female can place in her vagina to grow a penis. As of now it does not really exist, but maybe with all these new technological advancements in the world of science, the penis seed could become a real item on your list of things to get at wal mart!

Mary used to just be a dyke, then she used a penis seed, and now she's a transexual.

Penis Seed by April, duhh. <3 August 26, 2007

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penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick

violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you

penis seeds by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

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penisweed

a player or someone who loves sex more than anything

dude, yo such a penisweed yo, you scored wit 20 girls in 20 days!

penisweed by powerben April 24, 2008

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Penissed

When a ghost, spirit, or jinn rape you. Specifically by sticking their penis inside of you.

The ghost penissed me last night and the dick was so good.

Penissed by WitchGirl666 June 20, 2020

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Penissed

When a person with a penis has fcked you over/done you dirty.

“Bryce broke up with me, because my boobs are too small!:(“
“You been penissed, bitch”

Penissed by CrustyButtBacon March 14, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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