Penis King 

A secret gargantuan cock lord who reigns over all those whose penis are inferior to his in length and girth. Some say that the Penis King lives somewhere in the center of the earth which is the only place where his giant dick can be fully stretched to it's maximum strength and power.
The exact size of his penis is unkown but it is said to be atleast bigger than yo mama's ass.

John: I am the Penis King!!!!
Me: No you're not.
John: Yeah you're right.

Penis King by AAA888AAAA November 6, 2011

The Penis Kingdom 

In 1455 Year of Our Lord, there was a vassal ruled by the Vaganians known as the Penis Kingdom. It was founded long ago by Sack-Sons, but back then they were a bunch of total dumbasses and they couldn't read or write. And thus, they could not record history. The capital city was Fukuoka, in the year 1455, and by then the city was flourishing with drug dealers, sex clubs, and porn shops. Something interesting about the city was it was built on a peculiar landform called "The Dick of God" and was surrounded entirely by the Yellow Sea. Their king was none other than Duce Hirohitler XIV, who was known as a notorious flaming homosexual. Alas, our knowledge ends at this point, as the trail ends there. However, what has become of the Penis Kingdom is said to be located in the German mainland, after the Migration of 1865. There, they live under a new name. They live under the name of the Neo Nazis.

The Penis Kingdom is often referred to as "Nazi Germany" when in actuality, it is "The Penis Kingdom"

The Penis Kingdom by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

Edward Penisfingers by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009

penising 

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.

Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.

penising by serbear4u February 15, 2009

Penising 

The act of inserting your penis.

"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."

Penising by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013

Penisting 

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis

Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes

Penisting by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

penisring 

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

penisring by Arnemann November 12, 2003