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A secret gargantuan cock lord who reigns over all those whose penis are inferior to his in length and girth. Some say that the Penis King lives somewhere in the center of the earth which is the only place where his giant dick can be fully stretched to it's maximum strength and power.
The exact size of his penis is unkown but it is said to be atleast bigger than yo mama's ass.
John: I am the Penis King!!!!
Me: No you're not.
John: Yeah you're right.
by AAA888AAAA November 06, 2011
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