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Putting the penis in a sheep's ass 

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.
I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.

Penis In your Assface 

Something You say when you run out of cumbacks. May also be said as Assface in your penis, Penis face in your ass, and face penis in your ass. May somehow result in death.
Bob: " You suck cock"
You: "Penis in your Assface"

Penis in my asshole 

A reply to basically any circumstance that life has dealt you. Usage is normally followed by others near you repeating variations on the original statement. Also best used around homophobes.
"I just lost the game, penis in my asshole." says Guy 1
"No, penis in MY asshole" says Guy 2
"You're all wrong, penis in MY asshole." says Guy 3

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026