Penis Goblin 

A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.

You, sir, are a Penis Goblin.

Penis Goblin by Morphine Child January 20, 2004

Penis Goblin 

Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!

Holy fuck bro, you smoked way too much Moroccan Hash. The Penis Goblins are coming!

Penis Goblin by Beesechussy November 25, 2021

Penis Goblin 

Creature that loves the cock and makes a "Bluh Bluh Bluh" sound.

Mike is such a penis goblin when he runs around looking for dick going "Bluh Bluh Bluh".

Penis Goblin by TheDefinitionOfAwesome September 16, 2010

Penis Goblin 

Basically just another way of Describing David Choi from appartment 1.

Wow, David loves cock in his ass, he's such a penis goblin

Penis Goblin by Anonymous 7452 April 26, 2022