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Penis Cracker 

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A Feminist or lesbian.
Penis Cracker by AYB March 29, 2003
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Penis Cracker 

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Extremely dangerous female.
or
Extremely horny female.
"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."
Penis Cracker by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003
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Penis Cracker • Privileged Penis Cracker • Penis-Crocker • penis • penis wrinkle • penis fly trap • penis envy • Penis Colada • Penis-Fart • penis head

Penis Cracker 

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an extremely tasty cracker with a penis on top. (usually not bitten, suck it, then eat the cum filled cracker)
i had a delicious Penis Cracker last night.
Penis Cracker by Angel March 28, 2003
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Penis Cracker 

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It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."
Penis Cracker by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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Penis Cracker 

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When your man-hood is a right angled.
Hey you know Doug Danger has a penis cracker. That's if he had a penis to bend
Penis Cracker by Doug Danger March 28, 2003
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Privileged Penis Cracker 

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A derogatory term used to describe a Caucasian male.
"If liberals ruled the world, white men would be renamed to 'Privileged Penis Cracker'."
Privileged Penis Cracker by Pencil_Head February 19, 2019
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privileged penis craker 

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The title a feminist gives a straight white male

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Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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