Penis Bitilitis

An affliction in which the one giving a hummer has teeth that are somehow too big.

Ouch! Hey baby, enough with the Penis Bitilitis!

Penis Bitilitis by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson August 12, 2002

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Penis Bitilitis

(Med.) Affliction where one is unable to be anything but a complete dick. Easy to diagnose and common with humans engaged in the fields of law, banking or customer service.

Dude! It's not my fault you have Penis Bitilitis!

Penis Bitilitis by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson July 23, 2002

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Related Words

Penis Bitilitis • penis bitalitus • penis • penis wrinkle • penis fly trap • penis envy • Penis Colada • Penis-Fart • penis head • penis butter

penis bitalitus

general purpose exclamation

Penis bitalitus!! That was some good ham.

penis bitalitus by I. Freemely July 22, 2002

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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