Peninit

a strange and large girl usually large in the bust or butt area. Will usually eat anything in sight.

"Watch out the Peninit is on the loose in the supermarket"

by aliza January 25, 2005

Penility Factor

(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."

1. The Penility Factor at that new night club is highest from 11:00pm through 2:00am.

by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

Penisity

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.

Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.

by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

penility

(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.

A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.

Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?

Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??

by Et tu, Spongebob? July 7, 2011

penisitis

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

pekinitzu

Pekingese cross with a shitzu. a soft loveable cuddler

My pekinitzu is extra soft this evening

by beezlein April 17, 2007

peninis

when you fry your penis/dick into a panini press and then feed it to a partner.

I fed my hoe a fat peninis last night, and that bitch loved it.

by Fornicate Bunions February 8, 2017