Pehlke

A person whose last name can never be pronounced correctly.

Pelican is often confused for the word Pehlke.

by Wh0DoYouThink January 27, 2011

andy pehlke

A sexy man beast with uncontrollable facial hair. Farts a lot. Fucks like a turttle on crack.

Andy Pehlke is not cool

by mother5687336 November 16, 2013

Pelkercise

A poorly executed workout routine that is primarily based around ten to twelve simple exercises. Differentiation of the routine is prohibited. It requires taking steroids, eating large quantities of bad food, and drinking heavily. In depth knowledge of the human body and its limitations are not necessary, and are often frowned upon.

Big guy, pretty strong, mentally unstable, with no body definition. Those are the results if you pelkercise.

by TheCManBaby!!! September 25, 2010

pehcker

1. a wood pecker

2. a penis

3. a nerd with glasses.

1. Look at the bird up the tree, I think it is a pehcker.
2. Which one of these girls should I let suck my pehcker?
3. Nikki and I met a pehcker at the gas station.

by Tink Pehcker November 22, 2009

pelkey

An idiot

Pelkey is such an idiot

by djwbrjsjwhfbsjen October 6, 2016

On Pelkey

When you are being for real for real, 100% honest. No cap on my rap.

Person 1: is Ainsley really cool?
Person 2: On Pelkey... Not rlly

Person 1: Did you really just drink all that??!!
Person 2: I really did, like on Pelkey... No cap

by lilpogchampcaleb October 12, 2021