Definitions by Japlaman

Edward Telford special

You leave a raw chicken outside for a week to let it rot, then once it’s full of maggots and mould you take a shit inside it. You then cook it in the oven until golden brown, eat it then throw it back up into another freshly bought raw chicken, cook it again and feed it as a meal at Christmas dinner

You wanna try my chicken I made it Edward Telford special style

Edward Telford special by Japlaman January 21, 2026

Pegward

The act of cutting ties with your friend then laterbon in life you reunite whilst also becoming their dommy mommy

I may Pegward you

Pegward by Japlaman October 28, 2025