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To arrive late and/or leave early from work.
Tom pulled a peezie and left right after lunch. When does your 9-5 turn into 11:30 - 1?
Peezie by FTI November 22, 2007
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peenie squeezie 

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.
Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!

peenie whacker 

Used to ejaculate and evacuate. Cums in many shapes and sizes (and colors) while also being attached to twins which can also cum in different shapes and sizes. Can be hairy, smooth and/or prickly like a cacti. Can also be used a derogatory term.
Kiki: bro my waiter was such a bitch, he made me pay for water

Chance: what a fuckin peenie whacker

Ex.2

Evan: what’s it mean when a girl laughs when I show her my peenie whacker?

Randy: means you got a massive member my manz

Evan: oh..
peenie whacker by Chance52 August 20, 2021
Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.
I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.
peezing by Peezing July 23, 2014
Shake your peenie after you pee
peenie by Peenie September 24, 2003
Recieving head from a girl only to have your load spit back in your hair for a strong-hold gel effect.
peevied by blink182oo June 3, 2011