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peenalitis 

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.
peenalitis by la the brightman March 20, 2010
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acting or behaving as a typical male would before inserting his penis into the anus of another being, either male, female, or animal
He was acting very penanal at the sporting event today, all of his friends told him to relax but he couldn't get his erection down...
penanal by Laughalilbit November 18, 2013
when your haveing anal and you piss in the persons ass
dude i just had some insane peanal
peanal by mo hawk man12456785 August 22, 2008
when pain is inflicted using genitals
I peenalized that girl the other day.
peeeeeeen
I had to peenalize my boyfriend Colin last night from making love to me.
peenalize by waresrdtfjyguhij;ok' January 28, 2019
How all idiots pronounce the word penalize.
I will peenalize you for putting the wrong answer.
Peenalize by Joseph Russo January 10, 2019
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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