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Pedroia
1. A guy who looks like someone who picked on you in high school.
2. People who use the term "Bro" and "Dude" excessively
3. The guy who hangs around hot girls but is an asshole
4. A Douche Bag
2. People who use the term "Bro" and "Dude" excessively
3. The guy who hangs around hot girls but is an asshole
4. A Douche Bag
Why does Bill get all the credit at work when he doesn't do anything? He's such a Pedroia.
This guy just bumped into me and didn't say anything. What a Pedroia.
This guy just bumped into me and didn't say anything. What a Pedroia.
Pedroia by Studwalker June 28, 2009
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Dustin Pedroia
Second baseman on the Red Sox and won rookie of the year in 2007 and won MVP in 2008. Dustin Pedroia was often doubted because of his small size but he did not listen to the doubters and used determination to get himself to where he is today. He is listed as 5'9 but is honestly probably 5'7. He has taught people not to listen to people that say you cant do something and to use doubt as motivation to succeed.
Dustin Pedroia by marcello bonotaliano December 26, 2010
The Dusty Pedroia
First a man performs oral sex on another man. After that the man who has received the oral sex follows by farting in the other mans mouth thus resulting in the Dusty Pedroia. The Dusty Pedroia only occurs with gay, man on man sex. This action is usually performed by the red sox's dustin pedroia. When a person receives one they are referred to have been "Dusted."
"Oh gross man, he gave him the dusty pedroia."
"That guy gave me the sickest dusty pedroia of my life last night."
"Yo man, last night Pedroia gave me one of his patented Dusty Pedroia's."
"That guy gave me the sickest dusty pedroia of my life last night."
"Yo man, last night Pedroia gave me one of his patented Dusty Pedroia's."
The Dusty Pedroia by TheDustyPedroia January 11, 2010
Dustin Pedroia
The Red Sox 2nd basemen who hit .317 in 2007 with 8 home runs and 50 RBI. A scrappy player who hustles and gives his all 100 percent of the time. Also very nice to his fans, including the time I was almost run over by him on Lansdowne St after a game last year. He waved and said sorry and his wife smiled and they drove away. Pedro is his nickname.
Dustin Pedroia by boston88 March 30, 2008
dustin pedroia
2007 Rookie Of The Year in the MLB. Soon to be the best middle infielder of all baseball. Plays for the Boston Redsox. Wheres the number 15 and kicks ass. One of the smallest on the team but has great power at the plate.
dustin pedroia by Kaboyer17 March 19, 2008
pedroia
dustin pedroia is little rat-like bastard who currently plays for the boston red sox. he is the size of a normal man's leg, and looks goofy playing baseball because he has to use his entire body to throw or bat, resulting in visual hilarity.
pedroia also has a habit of performing thousands of annoying facial tics during his at-bats. obviously suffers from Little Man Syndrome.
pedroia also has a habit of performing thousands of annoying facial tics during his at-bats. obviously suffers from Little Man Syndrome.
Fan 1: Holy shit, the Red Sox have a new mascot... it's a little rat in uniform!
Fan 2: No, that's not a rat, it's one of those annoying little yapping dogs that run around your feet and try to act badass.
Fan 3: That little bitch is neither dog nor rat. It's actually Lil' Dustin Pedroia, and fellow-homosexual Josh "Gopher Cheeks Beckett" uses him to douche with.
Fan 2: No, that's not a rat, it's one of those annoying little yapping dogs that run around your feet and try to act badass.
Fan 3: That little bitch is neither dog nor rat. It's actually Lil' Dustin Pedroia, and fellow-homosexual Josh "Gopher Cheeks Beckett" uses him to douche with.
pedroia by SatanIsARedSoxFan October 30, 2007
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