#pedotm

A chat/forum term used to draw attention to the exploits and quirks of an online pedophile.

Timmy: "I got my first pubes!"
Pedophile: "Timmy has been blocked"
Regular chatter: "#pedotm "

by the lovely mistress ray January 17, 2014

Pedotranny

A word used to describe a pedophile transvestite.

This word has caused a whole community to get Zucked on Facebook after they started sharing this word.

Watch out for your kids! A Pedotranny has moved into our neighborhood!

by Jeronleow July 30, 2018

pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here

by lschi1 March 31, 2015

pedotastic

Great in the eyes of the pedophile

Brian thought it was pedotastic that the girls were 6 or 7

by DoYouHearWhatIHear February 26, 2015

pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

by va1erio December 14, 2008

pedosmile

Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.

I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.

by Eidako April 13, 2006

Pedomirez

When a pedophile attracts to high school freshmen girls with a fetish for major swag.

Casey has major swag but she doesn't know a pedomirez when she sees one.

by Ivan-Angeli July 11, 2011