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Peaking In High School 

A person who obtains the following traits:
1. Went to the closest college possible. Probably a D2 school with crappy athletics.

2. Their social media pictures are still of them playing high school sports.

3. They never leave the small town they went to high school in.

4. They never became anything more than the asshat they were in high school.

5. Probably won’t show up to your class reunion out of embarrassment.

6. 8/10 chance he was a fuckboy in high school.
“Chad is such a loser now. We call that peaking in high school kids. Don’t be Chad.”

Paving the goat path 

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.

I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.

night paving 

The nocturnal escapades of promiscuous individuals, frequently involving alcohol and getting laid by various strangers. See also Night Paver.
Billy checked out the fine bitches dancing in the club and knew that he would be doing some serious night paving that night.
night paving by trout farm November 5, 2008

peaking out 

Peaking out - a phrase reffering to a state of mind, resulting from a stressful or disturbing situation, which is generally associated with an instantaneous feeling of uncertainty, paranoia and fear.
Tom: Dude, I dropped 4 tabs of acid yesterday.
Richard: Oh bro, that's a lot. How was it?
T: Dude, I was peaking out for half of it.

R: That's peak man.

Harry: I was studying philosophy yesterday night and I realized life is worth nothing. I peaked out.
peaking out by Stoners International September 2, 2016

Paving the Rainforest 

To shave, and/or trim your pubes extensively.
Zack: "Hey dude, whats up?"
Sam: "Not much man, I got a big date tonight so im just paving the rainforest."
Zack: "Ahh, sweet deal. Can I help?"
The act of pooping while eating. Pooping + Eating = Peating.
Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me peating. I asked her to give me a blumpkin and she went for it.
Peating by Enlie10 August 23, 2011