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Dave: "Do you have any ciggies bro?"
Jonny: "Nah, but I'm about to go get some."
Dave: "Fuck yeah, that shit's pearlen!"
Pearlen by Wybs May 25, 2008
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The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.
The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016
Related Words
She pearled that backwood.
Pearled by TrapB June 9, 2018
A blunt rolled in a nice or perfect circle
Bro Lucas always pearled his blunts
Pearled by Daddyluke May 7, 2018
A Pearlyn is usually very pretty and outgoing. They are not afraid of taking challenges. A Pearlyn will always have your back no matter what.

She is the reason why I'm still standing strong.
Pearlyn: I'll always be here for you! You can count on that
pearlyn by Littlesomeone October 28, 2013
a sexual act in which one grabs another person’s scrotum from behind and pulls aggressively towards the rectum. the act resembles pulling a pearl from an oyster shell, hence the name. for an extra pearling surprise, twist the scrotum before pulling it backwards.
bro 1: “bro my girl was pearling me so hard last night, i still can’t feel my balls”
bro 2: “that’s so hot, i wish my girl would pearl me”

boyfriend: “can you pearl me tonight please”
girlfriend: “no your balls are always sweaty, i can’t get a good grip”
boyfriend: “then just twist before you pull, it feels even better”
Pearling by pearling king September 4, 2023

Mini Pearle Vision 

That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.
Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!
Mini Pearle Vision by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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