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The Village Pearlers
A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016
Pearled
She pearled that backwood.
pearlyn
A Pearlyn is usually very pretty and outgoing. They are not afraid of taking challenges. A Pearlyn will always have your back no matter what.
She is the reason why I'm still standing strong.
She is the reason why I'm still standing strong.
pearlyn by Littlesomeone October 28, 2013
Pearling
a sexual act in which one grabs another person’s scrotum from behind and pulls aggressively towards the rectum. the act resembles pulling a pearl from an oyster shell, hence the name. for an extra pearling surprise, twist the scrotum before pulling it backwards.
bro 1: “bro my girl was pearling me so hard last night, i still can’t feel my balls”
bro 2: “that’s so hot, i wish my girl would pearl me”
boyfriend: “can you pearl me tonight please”
girlfriend: “no your balls are always sweaty, i can’t get a good grip”
boyfriend: “then just twist before you pull, it feels even better”
bro 2: “that’s so hot, i wish my girl would pearl me”
boyfriend: “can you pearl me tonight please”
girlfriend: “no your balls are always sweaty, i can’t get a good grip”
boyfriend: “then just twist before you pull, it feels even better”
Pearling by pearling king September 4, 2023
Mini Pearle Vision
Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!
Mini Pearle Vision by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010
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