An open-faced sandwich often served as breakfast. Peanut butter is spread on a slice of bread and a layer of marshmallows is placed in the peanut butter. The sandwich is toasted (most commonly in a toaster oven, but the broil setting in a standard oven can be used).

When I was a kid, my mom made me a peanuttiest for breakfast almost every morning.

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PeanutFreeMom

A Twitter account to follow when you want nothing more than to look at the world that is raising children right now.

"Apparently Caleb had a tantrum at camp yesterday and a boy called him 'a baby'. Um yeah, hi, that's bullying." - @PeanutFreeMom, you child is going to grow up and kill you in your sleep.

PeanutFreeMom by Peanuts Only August 23, 2011

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peanutized

To have been violated by a single or multiple peanuts in a sexual manner

Dude, that flight attendant totally peanutized me in the bathroom. I still haven't found that last peanut yet.

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Peanutdilla

Like a quesadilla but with peanut butter. The official recipe:

Spread peanut butter between two flour tortilla and microwave to perfection for 1 minute. Invented in California during the 1990s by a five year old.

What could be more comforting than a peanutdilla fresh out of the microwave?

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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