Peanut Butter and Jealous
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The other day I made the most delicious triple decker PB&J sandwich, and when I got to my table, it was so obvious that everyone else was peanut butter and jealous.
Peanut Butter and Jealous by BradleyAdamnit September 19, 2011
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Peanut butter and jealous
Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar
Peanut butter and jealous by Angel66666 May 22, 2022
Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich
When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.
Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.
Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich by N331 May 28, 2008
Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich by IanE May 30, 2008
Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich
When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich by IanE May 29, 2008
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.