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Plural {Penis} See: Penis. Also, Reference to men.
1.) The boy was born with a deformity. Instead of having one penis he had two peanai.

2.) There were a lot of attractive peanai at the party last night.
Peanai by DRuth January 5, 2008
Words you can keep
One who is suspected to, or does in fact have several penises; more than one penis.
Get your penai out of her ass, she can't take more than 3 at once.

OR

You're such a penai, Bill. I wish you'd grow up....no, not that way Bill...
penai by Sir William Arsenpuffin April 20, 2003
Related Words
Peanai Peanits [peani] penai Peanie Peanips Pranai panaite Panaitopol Peadair

the panais effect 

Young naive women who in their past lives used to be more active sexually, suddenly they put an effort to act like "good" women in order to please panai's demands.
"After the panais effect I unfollowed all the men in my Instagram to seem like a woman who haven't went through a hoe phase."
the panais effect by panais_b March 1, 2023
Generally refering to someone with very small testicles.

- A ignorant, impotent or weak minded/willed/hearted.

- A weakling.
" You're such a Peanard, Frank "

" Oi! Lookit' them Peanards "
peanard by blahbity June 14, 2004

Panaitopol 

Someone who's obsessed with numbers, math and chalk. Someone who hates water, especially if it is on the blackboard. Loves lemons, because children make her sick. That person loves to wear black outfits, and annoy the crap out of people. It must be a teacher(math), needs to have nephews in the US, cause they send her money to have a respectable life, so that person doesn't need to go on strike. Very boring.
,,Steve, stop that you`re making my life a living hell! You`re such a Panaitopol!"
Panaitopol by ML23 March 25, 2010
Girl: I want more peanuts!
Guy: You want more peanits?
Girl: Yes!
Uncle: -zip-
Peanits by Bawk bawk September 26, 2010
Two or more penises roaming the country looking for fresh vagine to harvest.
Guy: oh look the peenai harvest is almost complete.
Girl: Already!?!
peenai by Jesus Chr1st January 17, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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