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One who is suspected to, or does in fact have several penises; more than one penis.
Get your penai out of her ass, she can't take more than 3 at once.

OR

You're such a penai, Bill. I wish you'd grow up....no, not that way Bill...
penai by Sir William Arsenpuffin April 20, 2003
Related Words
Peanai • Peanits • [peani] • penai • Peanie • Peanips • Pranai • panaite • Panaitopol • Peadair

the panais effect 

Young naive women who in their past lives used to be more active sexually, suddenly they put an effort to act like "good" women in order to please panai's demands.
"After the panais effect I unfollowed all the men in my Instagram to seem like a woman who haven't went through a hoe phase."
the panais effect by panais_b March 1, 2023
Generally refering to someone with very small testicles.

- A ignorant, impotent or weak minded/willed/hearted.

- A weakling.
" You're such a Peanard, Frank "

" Oi! Lookit' them Peanards "
peanard by blahbity June 14, 2004

Panaitopol 

Someone who's obsessed with numbers, math and chalk. Someone who hates water, especially if it is on the blackboard. Loves lemons, because children make her sick. That person loves to wear black outfits, and annoy the crap out of people. It must be a teacher(math), needs to have nephews in the US, cause they send her money to have a respectable life, so that person doesn't need to go on strike. Very boring.
,,Steve, stop that you`re making my life a living hell! You`re such a Panaitopol!"
Panaitopol by ML23 March 25, 2010
A dirty sounding word for peanuts.
Girl: I want more peanuts!
Guy: You want more peanits?
Girl: Yes!
Uncle: -zip-
Peanits by Bawk bawk September 26, 2010
Two or more penises roaming the country looking for fresh vagine to harvest.
Guy: oh look the peenai harvest is almost complete.
Girl: Already!?!
peenai by Jesus Chr1st January 17, 2008
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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