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penai
Get your penai out of her ass, she can't take more than 3 at once.
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You're such a penai, Bill. I wish you'd grow up....no, not that way Bill...
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You're such a penai, Bill. I wish you'd grow up....no, not that way Bill...
penai by Sir William Arsenpuffin April 20, 2003
the panais effect
Young naive women who in their past lives used to be more active sexually, suddenly they put an effort to act like "good" women in order to please panai's demands.
"After the panais effect I unfollowed all the men in my Instagram to seem like a woman who haven't went through a hoe phase."
the panais effect by panais_b March 1, 2023
Panaitopol
Someone who's obsessed with numbers, math and chalk. Someone who hates water, especially if it is on the blackboard. Loves lemons, because children make her sick. That person loves to wear black outfits, and annoy the crap out of people. It must be a teacher(math), needs to have nephews in the US, cause they send her money to have a respectable life, so that person doesn't need to go on strike. Very boring.
Panaitopol by ML23 March 25, 2010
peenai
peenai by Jesus Chr1st January 17, 2008
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