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A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler
Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!
A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler by Finecky March 26, 2021
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You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
17th century idiom.
A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.
See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.
See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.
B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast. by elip October 29, 2014
Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime
Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime by Glorymummy January 27, 2021
garlic bread don’t pay the bills
garlic bread don’t pay the bills by TheAndroidSentByCyberlife July 26, 2018
Don't pay the wrong person
I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.
Don't pay the wrong person by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
You don't pay for my weave
1. Statement of independance; can take care of own salon needs, etc.
2. Can be associated with "You don't know me" - assuming false pretense to understanding the situation and/or person; can be followed by a booteh bump and a finger snap
2. Can be associated with "You don't know me" - assuming false pretense to understanding the situation and/or person; can be followed by a booteh bump and a finger snap
Jamal pulls out his food stamps to pay for Shaqueque's baby food.
Shaqueque: "You don't pay for my weave! You don't know me!"
Shaqueque: "You don't pay for my weave! You don't know me!"
You don't pay for my weave by MattyG February 23, 2005
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.