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Back in the middle ages or 'dark ages' there were many developements in defense. One such development was the fortress. The word Paultress is a contemporary definition of fortress. It is applied to the action when one places a paultress around one's office desk at work time protecting it from unwanted projectiles flung from devious colleagues

He erected a 'paultress' to protect his privates

Paultress by King of Kings - Trilogy of the illuminated one March 6, 2008

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paltress

The female version of "pal".

No can't do, paltress!

paltress by Blooey August 6, 2007

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This movie is absolutely Pauless.

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Shakira Law

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

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minimap

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Friend 1: Minimap

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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

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