Paultress

Back in the middle ages or 'dark ages' there were many developements in defense. One such development was the fortress. The word Paultress is a contemporary definition of fortress. It is applied to the action when one places a paultress around one's office desk at work time protecting it from unwanted projectiles flung from devious colleagues

He erected a 'paultress' to protect his privates

Paultress by King of Kings - Trilogy of the illuminated one March 6, 2008

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paltress

The female version of "pal".

No can't do, paltress!

paltress by Blooey August 6, 2007

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Paultress • paltress • patress • Pauless

patress

Overly stressed human being

She is patress

patress by imeeuwu June 7, 2021

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Pauless

The most useless being on the planet,more than pointless,zero purpose oxygen thief.

This movie is absolutely Pauless.

I can't articulate how Pauless this all is.

Pauless by Mcnallyhater December 5, 2024

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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