Paultress

Back in the middle ages or 'dark ages' there were many developements in defense. One such development was the fortress. The word Paultress is a contemporary definition of fortress. It is applied to the action when one places a paultress around one's office desk at work time protecting it from unwanted projectiles flung from devious colleagues

He erected a 'paultress' to protect his privates

Paultress by King of Kings - Trilogy of the illuminated one March 6, 2008

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paltress

The female version of "pal".

No can't do, paltress!

paltress by Blooey August 6, 2007

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Paultress • paltress • patress • Pauless

patress

Overly stressed human being

She is patress

patress by imeeuwu June 7, 2021

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Pauless

The most useless being on the planet,more than pointless,zero purpose oxygen thief.

This movie is absolutely Pauless.

I can't articulate how Pauless this all is.

Pauless by Mcnallyhater December 5, 2024

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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