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Pauleritis

A horrifying disease you get from watching either Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Vlog Mom, Or Greg Paul. If you have this disease please stay away from human civilization..... Here are some of the side effects.
Jake Paul Merch
Maverick Merch
Liking the Paul family's videos
Huge Rash in the genital area
I REPEAT if you have any of these side effects STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM REAL PEOPLE
Reasonable Human: Holy shit Chris has a serious case of Pauleritis STAY THE FUCK AWAY CHRIS!!!!
Chris: HELL NAH BUY THE MERCH YOOOOO
by ThomasfromSIBk-8 September 16, 2017
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peeleritis

A disease commonly affecting the strip club patron, peeleritis is not usually detected before it is too late, usually large sums of money have been removed from banks worldwide by the victims, who appear to be in a state of "confusion" linked to prolonged exposure to huge tits and the placing of dirty box on ones nose..
victim:
I took that blonde peeler home after spending 3 bills in the vip room, we got a hotel room... bought a half ounce of blow, and stayed up for 3 days, then i lent her my car to drive to work, I think i might like this girl, she seems down to earth.

Friend:
NO dude you dont like her you goof, you have peeleritis
by LunauD August 17, 2007
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Paulerizing

Being very friendly & likable. Also, having the ability to inject an awkward sexual tension into any situation.
Person 1: Hey guys, I'm new here. I don't really know anyone.

Person 2: Hey! I'm Paul. Nice to meet you! Wanna go in a dark closet and play the nervous game with me? Fair warning, I've never lost.

Person 3: Dang Paul, you're being really paulerizing right now...
by Rick Cashmere June 3, 2014
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Paulerizing

Being very friendly & likable. Also, having the ability to inject an awkward sexual tension into any situation.
Person 1: Hey guys, I'm new here. I don't really know anyone.

Person 2: Hey! I'm Paul. Nice to meet you! Wanna go in a dark closet and play the nervous game with me? Fair warning, I've never lost.

Person 3: Dang Paul, you're being really paulerizing right now...
by Rick Cashmere June 3, 2014
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