Paul Bradshaw

Created the band I'm Not Paul Bradshaw. He's the person you want to be but can't because no one is in fact Paul Bradshaw. Not Even Paul Bradshaw. It is almost another name for human because he, just like you is human. No one knows who or where he came from or why he is all over your myspace and facebook, but he's there, and he doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Back in the day, you would only hear the world Paul come before McCartney and Bradshaw coming after Terry, but now, Paul(AKA'd as Jesus in some religious groups) has created something that cannot be destroyed by man. Paul Bradshaw. This fictional character has found his way into the real world with a mission that will mesh the metal genre with every other music genre there is. He only creates music that he likes. He doesn't care what you like, or if you like what he creates. He will always do what he wants to do. Matt Damon was sent to help him on this mission, but bailed to be an actor. Even though this happened, Paul Bradshaw still thanks Matt Damon for everything that he's done for him at every show during the song "Who We Are". Do You Remember Paul Bradshaw Radio?

Who the f*ck is Paul Bradshaw?

I'm Not Paul Bradshaw

Why is this Paul Bradshaw stankin' up my Myspace bulletin board?

Are you, or are you not Paul Bradshaw?

Paul Bradshaw by TheWorld1 February 3, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012