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Getting black out drunk, doing a bunch of dumb stuff and not remembering it. This especially relates to college students.
You got so PAUL'D last night you bought everyone a ton of drinks and dinner.

You were so PAUL'D that you went missing at formal and had 150 people looking for you
PAUL'D by Waldorf2011 May 30, 2011
1. to be invited to something by someone (usually named Paul) who then cancels on you or doesn't show up at all. 2. to be left hanging without being told. 3. to be ditched. 4. to receive a chiropractic adjustment by a Paul
Paul: "Hey BBQ tonight at your place? I'll bring the meat"
Craig: "Sounds good, 6?"
Paul: "Alright cool, I have enough steaks"
Troy: "Sweet"

<3 hours later in a backyard full of people...>
Shores: "Dude, I've hit on every 40 year old here...where's the food? Where's Paul?"
Craig & Troy: "Aww man, we got Paul'd!"
It's like getting mauled by a hyena, only you get Paul'd by a Ron Paul Sticker by some rabid Ron Paul fanatic.
"What the hell is this sticker on my car?"

"DUDE! You totally got Paul'd by some punk!"
Paul'd by Andrew Edman January 12, 2008

Paul D Chapin 

THE IT guy. If you want it done right this is the guy to hire.
Are you still hiring for the System Administration position?

No, we already have a Paul D Chapin.
Paul D Chapin by _Dusty_ April 30, 2022

Paul D. Hoffman 

Paul Hoffman is a former Deputy Assistant Secretary for Fish and Wildlife and Parksas well as the former Deputy Assistant Secretary for Human Capital, Performance, and Partnerships in 2008. He worked under Dick Cheney in the Bush Administration.

He has been mentioned in the media as: "Destroying the National Parks" in the New York Times in an editorials in August 29, 2005, as well as: "Who's Ruining Our National Parks?" in an article in Vanity Fair in June 7, 2006.

Not many peoepl outside of the sphere of the national parks know him or anything about him at all. He has been demonized in some spheres as being the worst thing to have happened to national parks. While not all of what is said out there is accurate it by no means alleviates him of anything.

He is a prideful and arrogant person. He is full of himself and gloats over his vast knowledge. He is very hung up over the past and despite being retired, still participates in the worthless squabble that is local politics in an effort to feel big and important. He currently runs his own blog called "Talk It Up America" in which he still shouts his political opinion for the handful of people that will listen.
Paul D. Hoffman can be compared to Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite. Very hung up over his past acheivments and accomplishments. He surrounds himself with cut outs, photos, pictures and other things to remind him of his past and act as a sort of Paul Hoffman museum to the glory that is himself.
Paul D. Hoffman by flaming democrat February 21, 2011

getting paul’d 

the act of getting flamed by a bald surgeon named paul
these niggas really on twitter getting paul’d.
getting paul’d by willis_78 March 30, 2019
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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