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Pattycakes 

To flirt with a girl in a childish manner
"Dude, Mikes busy playing Pattycakes with his girlfriend again"
Pattycakes by G Deputy December 4, 2007

Pattycakes 

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.
Pattycakes gave me bangs without my permission.
Pattycakes by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025

Pattycakes 

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.
Omg, Pattycakes just gave me bangs.

No pattycakes, you can't trim my rim.
Quit hitting on my boyfriend pattycakes.
Pattycakes by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025

PattyBakes 

Any fellow female stoner (weed-smoker/dabette) with a name that starts with "Pat."

For example: Patricia, Patrice, etc.

A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."
Aril: hey, do you know that female??

Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes

Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..

Ricardo: Yea, that's Patty. She smokes weed. Patty(actually)Bakes..
Aril: Ohh.. well, that's cool, bro...

PattyBakez420 is the OG PattyBakes.
PattyBakes by PattyBakes420 November 15, 2013

buttcheek pattycake 

When you bump butts wit yo fave bish in bed. you lie sideways facing away from each other. induces laughter and intimacy synchronously.
i played buttcheek pattycake wit my bottom bish karla after a huge fight. we good now ;)
Slang for sex, currently exclusively used by people who still remember Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Roger: Pattycake! Pattycake! I don't believe it. Pattycake! Pattycake! That girl.
Maroon: Take comfort son, you're not the first man whose wife played pattycake on him
Pattycake by WNV May 28, 2009