PattyBakes 

Any fellow female stoner (weed-smoker/dabette) with a name that starts with "Pat."

For example: Patricia, Patrice, etc.

A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."

Aril: hey, do you know that female??

Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes

Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..

Ricardo: Yea, that's Patty. She smokes weed. Patty(actually)Bakes..
Aril: Ohh.. well, that's cool, bro...

PattyBakez420 is the OG PattyBakes.

PattyBakes by PattyBakes420 November 15, 2013

buttcheek pattycake 

When you bump butts wit yo fave bish in bed. you lie sideways facing away from each other. induces laughter and intimacy synchronously.

i played buttcheek pattycake wit my bottom bish karla after a huge fight. we good now ;)

buttcheek pattycake by pogipinoyboi August 20, 2013

Pattycake

Slang for sex, currently exclusively used by people who still remember Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Roger: Pattycake! Pattycake! I don't believe it. Pattycake! Pattycake! That girl.
Maroon: Take comfort son, you're not the first man whose wife played pattycake on him

Pattycake by WNV May 28, 2009

Pattycake

A Caribbean term for vagina

Gyal when yuh gon gimme some pattycake

Pattycake by Longbranch M. Pennywhistle February 19, 2010

Pattycakes 

A woman whom defies all wonder. Spacey, but unique. A woman who loves cakes and pies. A woman who loves life, and has an outstanding notion to live. A woman who wishes to live atop the hill striving to live the good life.

Pattycakes is spacey today!

Someday, Pattycakes will live atop the hill.

We love Pattycakes!

Pattycakes by skijumper711 March 3, 2008

Pattycake

The sexiest man alive.

Screw George Clooney. I'll get me some Pattycake!

Pattycake by Your Secret Lover... September 27, 2008

Fanboy Pattycake

When 2 fanboys engage in a 1 on 1 fanboy deathmatch. This can be done in verbal or written statements. Posted on forums, blogs, and presented in video format. Rarely in person. The objective is to prove the other wrong. By pure intellect, wit, or slander. Most of the time it turns more towards the final tool. When done correctly can be insightful. Overall it's a pop culture Nigga Moment. Just like patty cake it's a simple and childish!

A series of video responses, comments on forums, blogs, and community threads. Between 2 people with opposing opinions on pop culture content. That continues until one side gives up. Or the quality reaches a low point. Where the audience lose interest. After posting a negative comment to my post. Mario and Sonic entered a Fanboy Pattycake much over comics.

Fanboy Pattycake by TheWon May 21, 2010

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018