Patty Wank
Patty Wank by Papa Josh July 16, 2009
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pre party wank
A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.
pre party wank by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle April 13, 2011
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Pasty-wank
When one lightly heats up a pasty and proceeds to place his gentails inside, asserting his dominace over the pastry item for pleasure.
Pasty-wank by Vernonthecomplicated October 30, 2017
party wank
An act of masturbation or wanking performed when your family/flatmates are out and you are at home alone, allowing you to knock one out without having to worry about getting caught, and enabling you to view pornography with the volume turned way up.
"Hey man, I'm having a party wank at my place tonight."
"Well make sure you check every room first."
"Well make sure you check every room first."
party wank by bloodmonkey February 19, 2009
wank party
A wank party is a gathering of young guys who want to jack off on other guys' faces and in their mouths and give them gay bukakke.
wank party by eda-skip January 6, 2023
Wank party
A meeting where in a group of people who work in the office come up with a Absolutely stupid idea for something new in the factory, and they all pat each other on the back for coming up with it.
Worker #1: WTF is Jimmy doing?
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
Wank party by KarlosGAM April 27, 2022
party wanker
The act of masturbating (wanking) whilst in a party with your mates, that are in earshot of your moaning through the headset.
I came back and put on my headset and was greeted with vigorous sexual noises coming from a member (Kellah) in the party. Kellah is a blooming party wanker!
party wanker by brendanmeagher April 20, 2020
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