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Patty Mayonaise 

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"
Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."
Patty Mayonaise by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009
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Patty Mayonaise 

A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.

Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion
Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.
Patty Mayonaise by jizzy joe August 8, 2007

The Patty Mayonnaise 

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"
"I just got The Patty Mayonnaise"

Patti Mayonaise 

A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.
Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!

patty mayonnaise 

When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.

No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.

patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.
My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.

fatty patty mayonnaise 

a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty
shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her home with me.

patty mayonnaise 

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.
When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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