Patty K

Typically cool people, pulls a ton of girls. Likes monkey games, and is an avid VR chad. If you need a friend, a Patty K is a good place to start. Patty K’s care for you, look out for you, and if you’re sad, will be there for you to vent to and to get comfort. If you need a good friend but don’t know where to start, look for a Patty K.

Hey, that guy over there is a real Patty K, he’d make a good friend

Patty K by TerraCoreCool1234 April 16, 2022

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patty kane

the act of dummying a taxi driver that won't give you your rightfully owed change.

if this cabby doesn't give me every penny im gonna patty kane him

patty kane by werth October 29, 2009

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Patty-Knock

a fetish where the deliverer holds the recipient on their lap, with the recipients feet over their head. the recipient then proceeds to knock the deliverers head down to the ass of the recipient. For added pleasure you may add a buttercream pie on top of that ass, or the deliverer may put on a beak to resemble a bird, also known as patty flocking.

Guy 1: "Damn, that chicks lookin good."
Guy 2:" I'd patty-knock that bitch up."

Patty-Knock by Mr.E-us July 31, 2016

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Krusty Patty

When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.

Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure.

Joan: This is a PTA meeting.

Krusty Patty by BLURPYDURRNURRRF September 20, 2020