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Typically cool people, pulls a ton of girls. Likes monkey games, and is an avid VR chad. If you need a friend, a Patty K is a good place to start. Patty K’s care for you, look out for you, and if you’re sad, will be there for you to vent to and to get comfort. If you need a good friend but don’t know where to start, look for a Patty K.
Hey, that guy over there is a real Patty K, he’d make a good friend
Patty K by TerraCoreCool1234 April 16, 2022
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patty kane 

the act of dummying a taxi driver that won't give you your rightfully owed change.
if this cabby doesn't give me every penny im gonna patty kane him
patty kane by werth October 29, 2009

Patty-Knock

a fetish where the deliverer holds the recipient on their lap, with the recipients feet over their head. the recipient then proceeds to knock the deliverers head down to the ass of the recipient. For added pleasure you may add a buttercream pie on top of that ass, or the deliverer may put on a beak to resemble a bird, also known as patty flocking.
Guy 1: "Damn, that chicks lookin good."
Guy 2:" I'd patty-knock that bitch up."
Patty-Knock by Mr.E-us July 31, 2016

Krusty Patty 

When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.
Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure.

Joan: This is a PTA meeting.
Krusty Patty by BLURPYDURRNURRRF September 20, 2020

Krabby Patty Formula 

The Krabby Patty Formula is just cocaine lets be real
Krabby Patty Formula by EthOS0706 November 12, 2021

Krabby Patty Challenge

A challenge where one must go through a difficult obstacle course to get the Krabby patty secret formula (you may die)
Guy1: “This Krabby patty challenge is so hard
Guy 2: “so are we not gonna talk about that guy 3 is currently being burnt alive?”

Krabby Patty 

A burger, that Spongebob makes. And Squidward secretly likes.
"You like Krabby Patty don't you, Squidward?"
Krabby Patty by Miku326 January 2, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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