A kink patty is when you take the males feces and make it into the shape of a hamburger...then you place it on his chest and flip it with your hand flat like a spatula.then make sizzling noises and pretend he's so hot he can cook your kink patty once you've had enough fun with that place the shaped feces on a hamburger bun and there it is...a kink patty
Hey babe I'm feeling overly kinky tonight...are you ok with that? Mind if I make a kink patty on your hairy sexy chest and make a burger with your poop?
by Dr. Kink August 26, 2015
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