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Patty dick 

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"
Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!
Patty dick by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008

Patty Daddy 

The dominant, in a sexual realtionship, who holds their partners butt cheeks together while they deficate, thus creating a Butt Burger.
When I'm in the mood for a good Butt Burger, I know I can always count on Braden to be my Patty Daddy.
Patty Daddy by WakyCraky March 6, 2017

Patty Duke 

When you ask the girl you're with to pretend to be your long lost cousin for sexual purposes.
That girl was so hot she reminded me of my cousin, Tanquaray, so I asked her for a Patty Duke.
Patty Duke by Mayonaisse Man December 19, 2011

big patty daddy 

ur partner whom has a big ass or a hige cock.
big patty daddy by anonymous man guy September 15, 2020

The Patty Defense 

Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939
Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"