Patrick Stewart is a medical condition that if contracted, results in chronic pubic alopecia (permanent loss of the pubes).
Tammy reluctantly relieved herself in a Port-A-John in the parking lot of a Dio concert and found she had caught a case of Patrick Stewart from the toilet seat. Her boyfriend Ronny will no longer be her “Holy Diver” as she had patchy pubes.
Brad: Fuck man she kneed me right in my Patrick Stewart's
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.