patrick stewart

patrick stewart is bald.

patrick stewart omgwtfbbq.

patrick stewart by NSMB April 28, 2006

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Patrick Stewart

Patrick Stewart is a medical condition that if contracted, results in chronic pubic alopecia (permanent loss of the pubes).

Tammy reluctantly relieved herself in a Port-A-John in the parking lot of a Dio concert and found she had caught a case of Patrick Stewart from the toilet seat. Her boyfriend Ronny will no longer be her “Holy Diver” as she had patchy pubes.

Patrick Stewart by Burt R August 13, 2008

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Patrick Stewart

The greatest actor of all time. Famous for his role in Star Trek: The Next Generation

"Number one, set phasers to sexy!"

Patrick Stewart by Me March 5, 2004

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Patrick Stewart

A British actor best known for his role as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the 1980s Star Trek spin-off series Star Trek: The Next Generation

Trekkie 1: Is it unpopular to say that I think Patrick Stewart is a better actor than William Shatner?

Trekkie 2: Nope. Shatner's a douche so I'd say it's alright.

Patrick Stewart by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

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Patrick Stewart's

Your balls, both of them.

Brad: Fuck man she kneed me right in my Patrick Stewart's
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)

Patrick Stewart's by 103.6 the mogga November 12, 2025

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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