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Brokest guy out there.

Still goes out everyday with the homies

Does fine dining for every meal of the day
Maxes out his credit cards

Gets a new credit card to pay off another credit card

Says he goes to college but only taking 3 units a semester (Film class)

Gyms once a month

Only into white baddies even though he’s a short Mexican/Guatemalan

Wears Supreme

Tutors kids at math for his job even though he can’t do 2+2
Johnny: Bro I’m kicking it with the homie Patròn today.
Steve: Damn what nice restaurant you guys hitting today and which credit card would he be using this time?
Patròn by HomiePat November 8, 2018
Words you can keep
A high quality brand of tequila that comes in Silver (regular white tequila), Reposado (“rested”, aged for 6 months), Añejo (“aged”, aged for one year) and Gran Patrón (triple distilled and aged). It also has two flavored variations XO Café (coffee flavored) and Citrónge (orange flavored).
"You can hit it like a game of ping-pong, if you give me two shots of Patrón." -Missy Elliott
Patrón by Icy88 April 14, 2006
Patron Añejo, an expensive brand of tequila.
"Take a shot of this here Patron, and it's gon' be on" - Usher
patron by The Lurker December 15, 2004
I know what happens when she drinks patron- Joe Nicholas
What we drankin? That patron. Keep the bottle poppin all night long. What we somke? That kush. Predidential shit. George Bush
patron by G-Reg B. May 17, 2006
an expensive brand of tequila.
frequently mentioned in rnb songs.

"if you left your man at home,
get two shots of patron,
if you got your favourite thong on,
we gon party till the morning"

pitbull - freaky.

joung jock has a whole song about it.
"yer i was hittin up that patron all night"
patron by michael separovich March 10, 2008
An expensive brand of tequila which black people drink before they have sexual intercourse.
Ma shawty and i was sippin da patron befo we get to da sexin', yo. Mah dat good shit, we gone and we doesn't even know it, yo.
patron by nahh? November 9, 2010
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