Pat The P

A character that has a lot of personality and god-like powers.

“Hey guys, I seen Pat The P do a football kick!”

by Pat The October 15, 2022

pat the panda

To masturbate (can be used to describe the male or female act).

After a long day of class, Ethan was ready to pat the panda.

Cindy called in sick but I suspect she is at home patting the panda.

by Helen W. September 14, 2008

Pat the pony

Give up an idea/scheme as unworkable, esp. due to expense involved. From an incident where pony rides were offered, but were too expensive, so the child involved was told that she could "pat the pony" instead.

"This looks really good!"
"But look at the price!"
"Ah...oh dear. Never mind, I guess we'll pat the pony on that one."

by gorgeouslystupid May 25, 2008

Pat the pancake

Smacking someone's flat shaped ass

I went up from behind my wife and "pat the pancake" while she was cooking.

by jokergman March 9, 2023

The Pat

The greatest fantasy football league that has ever been created. Some refer to it as only a celebration of bafoonery, whist the wise understand and respect it for what it is….perfection.

“Have you heard about “The Pat?”

“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”

by Patcommish September 4, 2021

The Pat Benatar

While receiving fellatio, you give a female a short hair cut. Upon climax you have said female sing "hit me with your best shot" as you cum on her new do........fire awaaaaaaaaaaay!

Justins mom loves The Pat Benatar. Shes a good singer.

by ToledoRattlesnakes January 8, 2009

the pat sullivan

when you jerk four times in one day
withoput lotion or lubricant resulting in sores on your penis

"hey rasheed, i jerked off 4 times saturday without loition and now i have asore on it" , pat sullivan

by sheed April 23, 2005